Prom: an occacion for horny teenagers to get dressed up to the nines and hump the night away not only on the dance floor but also most likely in a hotel room later that night. Friday totally changed my definition of Prom, despite being dateless( edit: dateless meanng I did not have a male companion but Stacey was a great date in her $10 heels ) I still had a blast thanks to the fun group I was with and all the crazy obstacles of the night. I didn't want to type it all out so I copied and pasted from Cathy's post with a few corrections to avoid confusion, gracias Cathy.
CATHY'S CREDIT <----Here's your credit Cathy
So first, the limo shows up at 7:00 instead of 6:15. We noticed something was wrong when it was white instead of black. As the thirteen of us started piling in, we quickly realized that this was not, in fact, the twelve person limo we ordered. It turned out to be a NINE person limo. So we all laugh and squish in while everyone's parents freak out and offer to drive us. NO.
The ride there was more or less like a roller coaster--without the safety restraints and guarantee that nothing will go wrong. Our driver was a nut and went 80 mph on the overpasses, throwing us all around in the back. He drove too fast on the streets, and sent us flying frequently when he braked suddenly. (I'm actually a good driver, with an exception of moments when I start to sing emotional songs, i.e.: "What is Love")
So we get there and have TONSOFFUNOMG! The food was okay but not 5 stars, the (virgin) strawberry daquiris were excellent, the dj was mediocre. I danced and danced and danced in my 4 inch heels, and then surendered to them but continued to dance. Everyone told me I looked great, usually with glace at my chest but whatever it was a halter top. Yay for black dresses!...That every girl was wearing. It was seriously the color this year.(not blue Cathy, BLACK!)
I was frightened my the humping on the dance floor, I mean it's called a dance not an orgy practice session for a reason.Then we piled back into the limo, me sqeessed between Rodrigo, Cathy, and Nicole with Jaime by my feet. When we got out of the limo at the hotel, Cathy was getting off of his lap, when the limo driver, who had come around to see us out, made some lewd comments about lap dances before adding,
"The best thing in the world is when a girl farts in your lap."
WHAT THE FUCK?
So, severely creeped out, we ignore it and went to get our things out of the trunk when all of a sudden there is a huge
The rear left suspension was shot. A $700 repair job, that was happily not our fault or obligation. They drove away in the left-leaning limo, and we headed toward the hotel. A lady in the park lot stopped us and warned us that hotel security was turning away prom kids, like her daughter.
So we snuck in three at a time, creeping stealthily across the parking lot. Or as stealthy as one in a prom dress and heels can be. When we finally got to the villa, we proceeded to break out the fun bottles and chilled (no drunkeness except for Rodrigo). Cathy's boyfriend got drunk and made absurd comments about homosexuality, anal sex, and poop.
When we all got tired, we went to open up the pullout couch-bed, but found that it was broken. What the fuck. So we pulled the mattress off of it, and Stacey, Nicole, me, and Amanda slept on that and the couch cushions while Cathy and her boyfriend got the queen in the bedroom. Hahahaha( not funny I woke up with back pains.)
While they romped in their bedroom, the rest of walked down the beach, eating donuts, and refecting on the events of the past 17 hours while watching the tiny waves ride into the sunrise. For me, that was the best moment. Then we packed our stuff and went on our way back to Coral Springs, once home I fell on my bed and passed out.
In any case, it was a lot of fun despite all the crazy shit that kept happening because we somehow managed to keep on laughing through it all. I had a great time and the whole experience was a lot better than I had anticipated. Besides, now I've got a crazy story to tell everyone besides, "We rode in a limo, went to a hotel, and got drunk."
Fun fun fun